Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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