i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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