omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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