Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I wear drunk well.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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