He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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