Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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