I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
i think i just lost a toe
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
