yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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