Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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