That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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