she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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