WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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