And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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