The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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