I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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