1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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