you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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