yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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