is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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