butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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