well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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