i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Randomize
