so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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