What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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