So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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