she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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