I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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