sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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