She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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