who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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