butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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