you win again, gameday.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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