No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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