You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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