I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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