That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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