There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
one might say we're banned from that church
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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