The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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