just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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