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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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