summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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