remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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