I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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