U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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