do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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