I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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