Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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