At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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