when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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