I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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